"It is better for a man to be silent and be [a Christian], than to talk and not to be one. It is good to teach, if he who speaks also acts." - St. Ignatius of Antioch
Though I am not a frequent flyer, I understand that being a passenger in a commercial airliner these days is not always pleasant or comfortable. I needed a good chuckle. With thanks to Father Phil, OP at Dominie, da mihi hanc aqua